……you can text message faster than you can type.

……you had/have/ or will have a goatee or a soul patch.

……you have 1 myspace, 1 facebook, and 2 aim screen names all for “ministry purposes”.

……you have put on a few lbs. because you have arranged one too many youth group meetings with pizza.

……you own Purpose Driven Youth Ministry because you thought it would fix all your youth ministry programmatic problems.

……you own a pair of vans slip on shoes. Yes they are checkered too.

……you love any innovative technology gadgets (ipods, iphones, laptops, pdas, wii,)

…..your car is trashed.

…..you start any conversation with “hey….bro/sister……what is up?”

…..you go over your cell phone minutes and text messages every month.

…..you have on-hand Bibles every where–your office, your car, church bathroom, the youth room, and in the church van.

…..your clothes smell like Starbucks 65% of the week.

I am open for more additions to the list.